Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks…to communicatrix!
show me some chicken curry embroidery designs (Google)
…and I’ll show you some really twisted Indian chicks.
airbrushed tutus (Google)
When 14 yards of frothy, pink tulle just isn’t femme enough.
hippie skivvies Jesters (Google)
I thought dirty hippies went commando.
killer scary clown clip art (Google)
As opposed to the soft, gentle clown clip art that quietly lulls one to sleep.
romance fiction harlequins (Google)
Must be that “Bodice-Ripper” tag I added last week.
recipe for baked chicken breasts and cream cheese – Heloise column (MSN)
Show of hands: who thinks Heloise is a honky?
CHEKOVIAN LIFESTYLES (Google)
Coming soon to a newsstandski near you.
RuckSack HA White Cover (Capacity 90 Lit) (Yahoo)
Communicatrix.comâ„¢: home of all your camping and outdoor needs!
credit cards suck (Google Images)
Click. No, really, click.
heloise odor stinky toilet solutions (AOL)
When you’re done with those chicken-’n'-cream cheese roll-ups…
xxx
c
Fans want to hear more about your crush on that couple from 2004. (Mentioned as #4 on your 100 Things You Learned in 2004 list.) Unless I missed an update or two …
Actually, fans would be bored to tears by any elucidation: I told the couple and that was that. Crushes are only fun for me when they’re brief, harmless and unrequited. Zzzzzz…