I’ve taken 2 hours out of my very busy day surfing the interweb to audition for you.

I’ve driven 10 miles in the rain at $2.75/gallon with a cityful of rude assholes in luxury assault vehicles to get there.

I’ve suffered the indignity of holding up a magic-markered sign with my name on it as I smiled and slated my name for the camera like a talking fucking cow.

For the love of all that is holy, do not greet me with, “It is such a pleasure to see an actress brave enough to come in and audition in no makeup!”

Twat.

Photo by Marc Alan Davis used under a Creative Commons license

TOPICS: acting, auditions, commercials, Los Angeles, Rants.

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