Quotation of the Day: Dealbreaker Edition

“Nah. I want to watch on the downstairs TV. It’s closer to the beer.”

—response to the question, “Why don’t you watch The Simpsons upstairs with me?” posed by Bonnie Gillespie to her then-boyfriend of six months

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Bon

    Heeeee! Wasn’t that a gem? It just cracks me up, seeing as beer is, like, portable… right?

    Hee. ;) Glad you enjoyed.

  2. the mind reels…

  3. Beer. Feh. Disgraceful. Everyone knows that the only thing that goes with “The Simpsons” is an impetuous little Chardonnay.



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