It has been a long time, my babies. What can I say, except perhaps that absence makes the font grow harder…
home made lemonade stool softener (Google)
Just in time for summer BBQ fun!
.is there a patron saint for people of diets (MSN)
Um…Catherine of Bologna? No, wait, Jesus McChrist? No, no, I got it: Benignus of Dijon!
creamy snatch presents big gun (Google)
And people say the club scene has gotten tired…
flickr snatch shots (Google.com.ph)
I never get invited to join the good groups.
mercedes mccambridge techno (Google)
Enh. I liked the Joan Crawford remix better.
go take a long walk off a short pier (Google)
But don’t forget to leave a comment before you go!
xxx spinach movie (MSN)
I’m comin’ Olive…oh, I yam…I yaaaaam…
homemade pussy jello (Google)
Talk about not wanting to take the factory tour.
fantastic very sexy girl (MSN)
Uh-oh! Now are the foxes!
christians with ulcerative colitis (Technorati)
Jesus loves me/This I know/’Cause my colon/Tells me so…
xxx
c
P.S. I will be Cheering the Hell Up offline until Tuesday, May 30th. Have a great holiday weekend, and LET’S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!
Just thought you should know I did the research on the patron saint for diets. The closest I got was St. John Climacus. I wrote about it back in 2004:
http://www.starling-fitness.com/archives/2004/02/16/buddha-and-st-john-climacus/
I wrote a post about my searches this morning, ’cause I was curious to see who was ending up on my site. But mine are dullsville, baby, compared to yours–yours are always hysterical. The first one is classic…and who the hell wouldn’t love ANY search that includes the words “Mercedes McCambridge.”
My favorite so far on my site was “men pooping pictures.” My blog does not actually have pictures of men pooping, but now I have an image of just that stuck in my head…unfortunately.
hehe. nice one
My faves so far have been:
Catalina Island bee deaths
billy zabka (because Erik’s love is so strong it apparently crosses blog dimensions)
and just yesterday, some guy in germany (could be a girl, um, I guess):
“okay to drive” drunk
!!!
(which is so funny, because I haven’t even *posted* the alcoholic’s life blog yet…more to come!)
Good job.