Portland, 10; communicatrix, 0

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I came, I saw, I got conquered.

Seriously—Portland kicked my everlovin’ city-girl ass. It’s green, it’s filled with books and really good coffee, the neighborhoods are adorable without tipping over into twee and—joy of joys—it’s schlub-friendly. I mean, I love New York and L.A. and London and Paris and Rome and lots of other fancy-schmancy places, but I feel at home in places like Chicago and Ithaca and San Simeon and Austin and Bloomington—places with a little less gloss and a little more underarm stubble. Provided, you know, there’s good food and wine and such. Which Portland has in spades, along with old buildings, trees and (woohoo!) free WiFi in the airport.

TequilaCon was fun, too. I’m really glad that I’d already met Neil and Sophia and Jenny and DeeDee, since there were so many new faces and I tend to get a little shy around new faces. And exhausted—did I mention exhausted? The BF and I had to call it a night way before (apparently) it was actually a night. Meeting a whole slew of new people is tiring for an introvert, even when the people are very, very nice. And while our TCPacNW07 venue, The Kennedy School, was every bit as fabulous as promised (and more!), old people like me need places to sit where we can hear the young people talk or we start to lose it. (Although I did not actually “lose it,” unlike some other poor soul on the McMenamin’s patio, thanks principally to the ninja drinkers’ one-two practice of Pacing Oneself and Never Mixing.)

But it was delightful finally meeting some of my longtime blog crushes, and getting exposed (literally!) to a slew of other local-to-their-localities talents. Your friendliness and high-level social skills were awesome, if intimidating. The BF took tons of wonderful photos to document the wonderfulness, the best of which I’ll post to Flickr when he quits futzing with them in Photoshop and hands them over.

Brandon, Jenny: words fail me. Thank you for organizing. Thank you for caring enough to give me my own, SCD-compliant schwag bag. (Thank you even more for caring enough to NOT give me herpes.)

And Dave? Dave, you crazy, mad, lovable genius of design deliciousness? Those lanyards are THE TITS, baby…THE TITS!!!

xxx
c

Image by Whateverthing via Flickr, used under a Creative Commons license. If you want a good feel for why I fell in love with Portland, check out his photostream.

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15 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. I feel like I missed a very good party!

  2. Actually the whole city is under a wireless cloud. I am glad you liked Portland and am going to take some responsibility for its charm.

    Sorry I didn’t get a chance to meet you over the weekend. I have to agree, the lanyards made me really happy.

  3. technically, the itching/swelling might not manifest for 6-10 days, so i’m not as positive as you about the herpes-negative diagnosis.

    BUT I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT NEVERTHELESS

    seriously, though, your BF caused several girl crushes and no fewer than 3 man crushes. i might warn you against taking him out in public again. thank you for coming! i want to hear about the jupiter!

  4. communicatrix

    deezee - you did, you did…

    asia - hunh. well, that’s even cooler! so maybe I should just load up the corolla and come NOW. and I can’t believe I didn’t meet you, or, like, 10 other people, too. But WHOOMP, there it is. Next time…

    brandon - 6–10 days, huh? Hmm. Better grab me some macking action NOW, while the going is good. And yes, howsabout that BF, eh? EH? I swear, every day it’s like I died and went to teenage girl heaven. I AM TOTALLY BOY CRAZY FOR HIM!!! Sigh…

  5. i’m so glad you both made it to portland - isn’t that just the coolest city? i really loved it! i desperately wanted to snap a photo of that “made in oregon” sign.

    and i’ll put myself firmly in the camp of having girl crushes on both you and the bf. but not in a creepy way. unless you’re into that kind of thing, in which case we should start planning tequilacon ‘08 right away.

  6. It was your first time there?! Glad to hear you swooned over our old town (my mate’s hometown). And judging by that one comment, sounds like you stayed where I do when I go back solo. I cannot say enough good things about Portland. It’s a wonderful place. Just wish the weather didn’t suck so much…’cause I’m not sure I could go back to all that gray… I wish you could have seen it about 15 years ago (pre-gentrified)…that was when I seriously loved it.

  7. communicatrix

    jenny - *such* a good call on that location. I was kinda-sorta hoping for Vancouver, BC, next year, but since you guys have done so well up until now, I’m reserving judgment.

    Marilyn - “swoon” is the right word, that’s for sure. The gray doesn’t bother me so much. All those years of Chicago/Ithaca conditioning. I would need better clothes, though. but the yupstores probably have that covered…

  8. It seems like I hardly got the chance to say more than “Nice to meet you” to your intimidatingly-adorable self and your really, amazingly cute photographer-BF. But for all that, it really WAS nice to meet you, and I hope we’ll both be at TC’08 — maybe we’ll actually sit in a corner with a bottle of wine, and chat. Cheers!

  9. Portland is a great town - I know what you mean by it doesn’t mind a littls schlub. I was in Austin for SXSW and yep, same great vibe.

  10. The two of you are all class.

  11. It was great to meet you two!

    Thank the BF again for letting me fondle his camera, and take some probably horribly bad photos…

    I’m glad you guys liked Portland. It really is a fun place to live.

  12. I just found your website through Google. Somehow. I love it! You’re fantastic! I am also a Virgo & am very happy to have discovered this… I’m going to hook you into my RSS reader now!

  13. communicatrix

    shari - me?!? intimidating!?! well, maybe in my excessive use of exclamation points. but The BF is paralyzingly cute–I’ll give you that. you, me, bottle of wine–we don’t need no TC fer that…

    David - if I could have split myself and been at SXSW (and, it seems, met you for the first time, finally), I would have. I have already requested that TC08 not be held on SXSW weekend–my sacred pilgrimage!

    Robert - we have a couple crush on you. Shh…mum’s the word.

    adena - if The BF ever publishes those suckers to Flickr, we’ll see. I’ll bet you’re all that. with a camera, I mean…

    Gala - hooray! and welcome to the party.



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