Searches, we get searchesâ„¢

searchesAnd yea, with our holy Friday feature, Searchesâ„¢, do we put yet another medium-stinky week behind us. "on the seventh day, god created" (Google)

...the communicatrix. (A-fucking-men.)

pay scales for acting roles on hbo series (MSN)

Don't quit your day job.

busk katrina jokes (Yahoo)

Somehow, I don't think you're gonna get too many coins in the hat with this one, dude.

gay boy "washes his car" (Google)

Is that what they're calling it now?

vlog panties (Google)

Okay, there are officially too many blogs.

theater managment software (Dogpile)

Wait, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, okay, what was your question?

nicole richies diet (Google)

Breakfast: Double-nonfat latte, extra caf; half-grapefruit, pack of Salems. Mid-morning snack: pack of Salems Lunch: iceberg lettuce, no dressing; other half-grapefruit, half-pack Salems Mid-afternoon snack: Four deep-ish breaths. Dinner: Three shrimp; small filet mignon; Tab mojito Late-night snack: Half-apple, four Salems, Ex-Lax

slut of the day (Google)

Okay, that's it, I'm officially starting my campaign for the title. Michaaaaaaellllll?

How long did George Bush use Efudex (Google)

Not long enough to get rid of that big wart on his, oh, wait. Never mind...

yikes bi-focals 2005 (Google)

You're telling me, sister...

xxx c