How to avoid writing (almost) entirely but get your curtains (almost) finished

copenhagen curtains 1. Start a new project.

2. Start another new project.

3. What the hell, start a third, while you're at it.

(IMPORTANT: Do not drop any previous projects.)

4. Ignore obligations and accompany friend to see great new show.

5. Become obsessed with getting known universe to see #4.

6. Spend hours on phone attempting to accomplish #5.

7. Watch nonstop television in anticipation of #1.

8. Bust out sewing machine in disgust over procrastination/vain attempt to multitask and justify #7.

9. Break sewing machine.

10. Post to blog about 1–9.

xxx c

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