The BF's brother (aka, "TBFB") proposed to The BF's brother's Lovely Girlfriend (aka, "TBFBLG") a few months back and, glory be, she accepted.
And so, barring any objections from the kingpins of SLO County, I expect to officiate my first wedding ceremony this October, on the breezy shores of my favorite place in the world.
Time to start putting my nerdmasters membership to good use...
P.S. If you're interested in joining the faithful, so you, too, can marry people up, check out my church, Universal Life.