Selling My Crap on eBay, Day 17: More (g)loves

October 6, 2010

This is Day 17 of a 21-day series. More scoop on the who/what/why, here. I knew it was bound to happen, 17 days in, the ‘tater is starting to show signs of battle fatigue. So weak, she can barely pick up a camera, much less hold it steady. This is hard work, people, getting all [...]

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Selling My Crap on eBay, Day 16: Fabulous Palm Springs

October 5, 2010

This is Day 16 of a 21-day series. More scoop on the who/what/why, here. There is a part of me that wants to live in 1957. Or rather, that longs for a completely phony 1957, a mid-Century that Madison Avenue and Hollywood colluded to provide us with, in glorious Technicolor and tufted leatherette. A grownup, [...]

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Selling My Crap on eBay, Day 15: (S)crap

October 4, 2010

This is Day 15 of a 21-day series. More scoop on the who/what/why, here. Change happens a little bit at a time, then all at once. Or at least, it seems to happen all at once. Ten-year “overnight” successes are inevitably outed as a series of dreary, plodding steps, missteps and backtracking, fueled by hope [...]

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Selling My Crap on eBay, Day 14: Infinite Elsa

October 1, 2010

This is Day 14 of a 21-day series. More scoop on the who/what/why, here. By the time I got to the end of my senior year of high school, my Elsa love had grown from a single bean to include a sterling teardrop pendant and a knock-off of her famed (and oft-knocked-off) floating heart pendant, [...]

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Selling My Crap on eBay, Day 13: Bean there, done that

September 30, 2010

This is Day 13 of a 21-day series. More scoop on the who/what/why here. I was always a precocious child in ways that would annoy a grownup, but keep me from getting into any serious kind of trouble. Loved Dover sole almondine, for example, but never developed a taste for setting things on fire. Cultivated a [...]

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Selling My Crap on eBay, Day 12: Stupid jump rope

September 29, 2010

This is Day 12 of a 21-day series. More scoop on the who/what/why here. I know, I know, you’re thinking, “She’s selling a stupid jump rope? Double-u Tee Eff?” But I’m not selling a stupid jump rope; I’m selling a piece of history. The Maginot Line of my fight against advancing old age. NOW are you [...]

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Selling My Crap on eBay, Day 11: Snotty ladies, part two

September 28, 2010

This is Day 11 of a 21-day series. For more scoop on the who/what/why, go here. The cane above, tipped in real gold at the business end, ivory street-side, and ebony in between, was mine in the game of Snotty Ladies, because it was the finest, and I was the originatrix of the game. Droit [...]

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Selling My Crap on eBay, Day 10: Snotty ladies, part one

September 27, 2010

This is Day 10 of a 21-day series. For more scoop on the who/what/why, go here. Once upon a time, on the shores of a great lake in the center-right of a large country, there lived a tiny Jewish-Catholic principessa. The only grandchild of two doting grandparents who had waited far, far too long for [...]

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Selling My Crap on eBay, Day 9: Elbow-Deep in Luxury

September 24, 2010

This is Day 9 of a 21-day series. For more scoop on the who/what/why, go here. For more detail on the whole, freaky globe-fixation thing, go here. Once upon a time, a very glamorous girl from Jewish Insurance Money in Des Moines, Iowa met the scrappy son of a Russian-born dry-goods salesman from Moline, Illinois. [...]

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Selling My Crap on eBay, Day 8: Critters from my checkered past

September 23, 2010

This is Day 8 of a 21-day series. For more scoop on the who/what/why, go here. It’s not that I’ve led a particularly accomplished life, or a notable one, or even a weird one. But I have paid some attention to the bizarre way in which my life seems to loop back on itself, how [...]

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