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IMPORTANT, BIG, FANCY ANNOUNCEMENT!

I am on sabbatical from January 1 – ???

If you would like to get on the notification list for when I crank this puppy back up again, please sign up here.

Thanks so much for your understanding and continued patronage!

Photo of (l. to r. Dan Jagielski, the Talent, me) by someone on the set of a spot I wrote for a now-defunct department store, MainStreet, circa 1987.