1. Longer BBQ season.

2. Incessant worry over impending doom excellent for weight maintenance.

3. Oceanfront property in Stockton!

4. Hurricane/tornado/storm coverage makes good swirly patterns on Doppler Radar™.

5. Heavy winter clothes aggravate delicate Celtic skin.

6. Disproportionately large feet look better in flip-flops.

7. Warmer weather = more cool summer salads.

8. Costs less to heat spa.

9. Costs nothing to heat swimming pool.

10. Turns earnest, dull politicians into superhot slideshow presenters*.

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*Go see An Inconvenient Truth. If you live in NYC or LA, go THIS WEEKEND!!! It’s moving, it’s gorgeous, it will make you feel like you’re a part of something bigger. Which you are, by the way, in case you didn’t know…

TOPICS: 21 day salutes, Cheering the Hell Up™, Environment, global warming, List-o-rama!, reviews/film, satire, Shameless plugs.