Los Angeles

Believe it or not, it’s been over a year since I’ve been on a stage. Yup, one whole year (and a summer) since Shane Nickerson organized the first L.A. blogger performance thingy I’d ever heard of, “Subject Line Here.” Since then, Leah Peterson of LeahPeah has taken on the heinous task of riding nerd herd [...]

Posted in: The Quotidian Ones

small but passionate band of artists form company in 1995 entire company sucks it up/busts hump to help build amazing reputation/following reputation/following grows reputation/following grows reputation/following grows heartless capitalist landlord gives band of artists the heave-ho awesome (loaded) members of company contribute huge sums of money, buying the theater a home to live in awesome [...]

Posted in: The Quotidian Ones

1. Conveniently located to Los Angeles’ fashionable East side. 2. Get to watch Vegas-style timed musical fountain whilst walking to/from personal transpo device. 3. Better porn than Hustler store. 4. Retro-calming, Holly Golightly-esque, “Nothing bad could ever happen to you in a place like this” design vibe. 5. No rats. 6. Close proximity to wide [...]

Posted in: The Silly Ones

Nov 28, 2006 5

Farewell, Miss Anita

About five or six years ago, I found myself in severely reduced circumstances. The SAG commercial strike and ensuing fallout had eviscerated my bank account; for the first time in a long time, I found myself unable to scrape up the considerable cash required to get my usual cut and color (single-process, nothing fancy) at [...]

Posted in: The Personal Ones

I know, I know, we live in a city. A big one. A humungous one, even, that affords many excellent niceties only a larger metropolis can offer. Still. Still… This week’s heat finally forced me to attack my most-loathed chore as a (rental) householder: the replacement of several slats of my jalousie windows with gigantic, [...]

Posted in: The Political Ones

I love Disneyland. I have been there many times, as an adult, as a kid… But I have never been to Disneyland as an adult with a kid. Er…accompanying a kid. Kids, actually. Plural. Not mine, of course, The BF’s. They are magnificent children, bright and nerdy and full of the old whoop-dee-doo. How much [...]

Posted in: The Quotidian Ones

Via email from Neil Kramer, a.k.a. Citizen of the Month, who brought the world-famous Sophia to last week’s premiere performance of Subject Line Here, an evening of L.A. bloggers reading their stuff out loud: Car ride home (well, actually to Canter’s) Me: “So, what did you think of Communicatrix?” Sophia: “For someone so skinny, there [...]

Posted in: The Quotidian Ones

I’ve cranked on Los Angeles so much lately that I feel I owe a belated apology to my ex-husband, who was the biggest crank-on-L.A. resident Angeleno I’ve ever met. His reasons for hating L.A. (superficial, phony, ugly) were different than mine are (traffic, overcrowding, traffic, increasingly ill-tempered drivers and traffic), but the cranking is the [...]

Posted in: The Personal Ones

A rare personal plug for a rare personal appearance onstage: Me. As Tanya, the Whore. THE STRIP. Satiddy night. Details posted at blogging.la. Be there or be a snatch-sniffin’, crank-smokin’, degenerate hillybilly sister-daughter. xxx c Photo by John Zalewski.

Posted in: The Quotidian Ones

I have no idea what Chris Penn really wanted out of life. I spent a total of maybe eight hours with him on the set of a small short film many, many years ago, and I use the term “with” loosely. He was playing an exhibit at an outdoor museum; I was playing a tour [...]

Posted in: The Personal Ones