Peggy Hill: (exasperated but patient) Luanne, have you ever wondered why I spend every Friday night with you?

Luanne: (tentative) Because I challenge you with my intellectual?

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Sex. Potatoes. Vodka. Crack.

I never did care for starch.

        —Ben Hunter, in the best Christmas card I’ve ever received

“Nah. I want to watch on the downstairs TV. It’s closer to the beer.”

—response to the question, “Why don’t you watch The Simpsons upstairs with me?” posed by Bonnie Gillespie to her then-boyfriend of six months

“It seems as though we’ve marketed ourselves into a corner, where the
only way to grow is to find increasingly narrow niches of decreasing
utility. The consumer portion of our economy is now dependent on a
four-week long debt-fueled race to buy the useless.”

—Seth Godin, reporting on next year’s garage sale trinket

“Beware of the “golden handcuffs.” Beware of a profession that pays you so well in money that you enter into a lifestyle (house, cars, a great deal of stuff) that traps you. You may end up in a vicious cycle of trying to earn more in order to maintain the material things that give you less and less pleasure.”

—John December, on taking care of your money, in his eBook Live Simple