“You’re right! This is taking so much time away from my brain cancer research project! I hereby declare all arguments over and this website closed!”

—Ryland Sanders, author of the blog A Boy And His Computer, responding to a comment questioning the sense in “wasting” time creating a review of a rotten movie

BONUS “Great-Minds-Think-Alike” LINK! The communicatrix wastes her own high-value time trashing Elizabethtown in an uncannily similar fashion