Searches, we get searchesâ„¢

Dec 23, 2005 3

Searches, we get searchesâ„¢: Year-end gala edition!

Before I leave for my sunshine winter holiday of lights, sound and fatty food, a few words from weary, wanderin’ strangers ’round the globe. Lot of rhymin’ fools this time of year… memory loss & crohn’s disease (MSN Search) I forget, do I have blood coming out of my ass or not? what kind of [...]

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Oct 14, 2005 Comments Off

Searches, we get searchesâ„¢

Wherein we shamelessly mock others for our own amusement and to bump our hit count up of a Friday. communicating with the deceased (MSN) Search turned up no results; are you sure you didn’t mean “communicating with the diseased”? free clip art of a snack room (MSN) Man, that is gonna be one KICKASS monthly [...]

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Oct 7, 2005 Comments Off

Searches, we get searchesâ„¢

Wherein we occasionally divulge the strange, stray searches that lead the lost to the Land of (Broken) Promise in the Form of an Endless Loop, a.k.a. communicatrix. What Yes or No question would you ask a person that lies or tells the truth in order to save your life? (Ask.com) “Am I on fire?” truth [...]

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Sep 30, 2005 2

Searches, we get searchesâ„¢

Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks…to communicatrix! show me some chicken curry embroidery designs (Google) …and I’ll show you some really twisted Indian chicks. airbrushed tutus (Google) When 14 yards of frothy, pink tulle just isn’t femme enough. hippie skivvies Jesters (Google) I thought dirty hippies went commando. killer scary clown clip art (Google) [...]

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Sep 23, 2005 Comments Off

Searches, we get searchesâ„¢

And yea, with our holy Friday feature, Searchesâ„¢, do we put yet another medium-stinky week behind us. “on the seventh day, god created” (Google) …the communicatrix. (A-fucking-men.) pay scales for acting roles on hbo series (MSN) Don’t quit your day job. busk katrina jokes (Yahoo) Somehow, I don’t think you’re gonna get too many coins [...]

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Sep 9, 2005 1

Searches, we get searchesâ„¢

An occasional feature that uses arcane references, impenetrable humor and the accumulated bile of hours and hours spent listening to reactionary talk radio to mock any poor sap unlucky enough to stumble on my speck of the web. argo starch handy hints for the home (Google) Goddamn Heloise, always stealing my material. watch a free [...]

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Jul 29, 2005 2

Searches, we get searchesâ„¢

Wherein the communicatrix comes up for air and brings with her the waterlogged remainders of a thousand lonely, late-night searches. Well, okay, ten. But that’s hardly poetry, is it? jokes about arrogant, self confident co worker (Yahoo) A copywriter, a media planner and an account director walk into a bar… can i get a pedicure [...]

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Jun 24, 2005 4

Searches, we get searchesâ„¢

They’re baaaack… x.x.x on yore television (Yahoo) Fer nekkid ladies in yore livin rume. Circuit Diagram of Back Lit Large Digit Caller ID with Call Waiting (Yahoo) Ah, yes…from my series of posts on the relative merits of LCD vs. LED… argo starch weight gain (Google) The communicatrix recognizes that pure starch, branded or otherwise, [...]

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Jun 3, 2005 1

Searches, we get searchesâ„¢ (Haiku edition)

It pains me to report that the communicatrix, a.k.a. “That Boneheaded Idiot,” lost an entire post’s worth of searches while getting all fancy-pants with the transfer of items from Entourage holding pen to TypePad publishing glory. However, in the spirit of making delightful, refreshing beverages from sour, inedible fruits, she is using her anger-turned-inwards to [...]

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May 13, 2005 1

Searches, we get searchesâ„¢

Oh, my babies…I know I’ve been remiss. Two whole weeks without an edition of “Searches”! Fortunately, the Googlers have been out in full force this week. Thank you, my little lost souls. May you all find your respective ways…just as soon as you’ve provided sufficient fodder for Friday’s mill. origin of word Happy (Yahoo) Sneezy, [...]

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