Wherein the blogger, weary from a 12-hour day of hoisting a prop Betamax camera to her shoulder for repeated takes, leeches humor of off random Googlers who had the misfortune to land at communicatrix.com. using a Rube Goldberg’s Wacky Machine how would you make a cup of coffee (Google) Alarm clock shakes taut string > [...]
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Searches, we get searchesâ„¢: Jeopardy edition
Yeah, I posted almost nothing of substance this week. You wanna pick a fight or you wanna see the freakshow? I figured as much. calories in a blooming onion outback (MSN) What is ‘If you have to ask, step away from the dessert bar’? what does nsa mean? and craig’s list (Yahoo) What is “someone [...]
Lordy, lord. I’m up to my eyeballs in 20-cent design jobs right now, kids. Fortunately, I can dispense with this week’s queries lickety-split: similarities between Jaws, Vertigo, and Citizen Kane (Yahoo) They were all shot on film. Colleen Wainwright blog (Google) Yes, she do! spanglish turd (Google) It certainly was. colleen erotic (Google) Thanks, but [...]
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Miss me last Friday? These guys didn’t: skills that wil make theater art effective (Yahoo) Persistence, intestinal fortitude and abundant independent wealth. hillbilly terms of endearment (Google) I’m not sure, but I think “ma,” “sis,” and “cuz” all work. Bonus-extra heat points when used in addressing the same person. clockwork orange t-shirt xs boys (Google) [...]
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Wherein the communicatrix cheerfully delivers the elusive goods for the boolean-challenged. ben folds crohns (Google) It’s hard to discern your purpose, wandering puppy. If you’re looking for the self-proclaimed “Only Ben Folds Fan With Crohn’s Disease,” you’ll find him here (although since the release of Has Been, he can no longer claim that title). Ben [...]
Like the Big Man (sort of) said, “Suffer the little searchers to come unto me”… Children with night terrors on Jan 19, 2005 (Yahoo) It was a dark and stormy night…no, seriously, if it was January, it was probably pouring out here. That scares the kids, especially if they’ve never seen a snowstorm. Oh, wait…never [...]
Well, the Project Runway traffic has died down considerably, but the crazy hits just keep on comin’. And the disappointed visitors, I presume, just keep on leaving. On the off chance that they’ve returned to find that which they were searching for, here’s what the peoples want to know this week: psychic alice dubois (MSN) [...]
Wherein I list varous searches that brought various wayward souls to communicatrix-dot-com, most often fruitlessly, and endeavor to provide fruit (or something like that): “powerpoint ella fitzgerald” (Google) As a dead jazz vocalist, Ella Fitzgerald does not use PowerPoint. Additionally, given the timing of her exit and PowerPoint’s entry, I am fairly certain that even [...]
