Searches, we get searches™

searchesAll searches personally inspected for your safety and convenience.

Rubik salutation (MSN)

“Greetings, dorkmeister!”

brain disease when eyes are closed black and white morphing and dancing symptoms are seen ? (AOL)

Survey says…Darwinism!

designer graphic grocery flyer (Yahoo)

Using both the words “designer” and “graphic” very, very loosely.

perversity in Shane Alan Ladd (Google)

Don’t you hate how when you rent that tape it’s always stopped at the same place?

“waikiki”+”couch”+”balcony”+”photo” (Yahoo)

“overly” + “specific” + “mathematics” + “punctuation” = “nutjob”

blog dating schadenfreude improv (Google)

When reality TV and performance art collide.

freakily addictive games for ALL ages (Google)

Geek family values.

schwag hippy fest fans (Yahoo)

“My loft-mates went to Burning Man and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

coastal girl wearing skin tight mini dress pantyhose heels down on ground feeling kryp (AOL)

We’re sorry. Your search returned no results. Did you mean “Chip”?

Photo Albums Pituitary Tumors (MSN)

I smell a new Flickr group…

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c

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Searches, we get searches™

searchesOh, I have been busy and woeful, woeful and busy (not too mention woefully busy).

However, like a good sun salutation or a stiff belt of Glenmorangie, Searches is a powerful antidote to stress.

Breathe deeply, and relax…

how to make drugs in your own kitchen (Yahoo)

I can’t even begin to tell you how in the wrong place you are. However, if your travels prove fruitful, mi cocina es su cocina, baby…

colleen good (metacrawler)

But from the look of things, not great.

Baba Ghanoush shelf life (Yahoo)

Please do not put the Baba Ghanoush on the shelf. The Baba Ghanoush, he likes to be in the giant box of refrigeration.

there are 2 doors one leads to death and one to life. There are 2 people there one always lies and one always tells the truth. What question do you ask to find out which door leads where? (Google)

I dunno…maybe…“Who does your color?”

Vincent vanGogh’s wardrobe (Yahoo)

One pair pants, one homespun jacket, 40 headscarves…

alex trebek photo full length (Google)

Omigod, Alex’s people are soooo tired of fielding this request.

guitar cords soundtrack the godfather part 3 (Google)

Hot damn, man…when do we jam?!?

jane kaczmarek naked (Google)

How great would it be if this was the same dude looking for Alex & Vincenzo?

dasani tastes like (Google)

Chicken?

xxx
c

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Searches, we get searches™

searchesWhile I am busy sitting on my keister, not practicing piano, dozens of people are out there searching for knowledge…

Kossack cheat mode (Google)

Ah ah ah…cheaterskis never prosperski!

eunuch sundance channel (Google)

Okay, I’ve heard of the fragmenting of the cable universe, but this is ridiculous.

fancy lala transparency (Yahoo)

What the well-dressed overhead projector is wearing this year.

french swears zut alors (Google)

For ze not-so-naughty parlez-er…

coastal girl in skin tight mini dress pantyhose heels feeling kryptonite (AOL)

The poetry slam is two doors down, pal.

99 Seat Theaters For Sale In, Los Angeles, CA (Google)

For the love of all that’s holy: Back. Away. From. The. Checkbook.

Orange,colleen (Google)

Okay—now you’re just plain freaking me out, here.

online television xxx chanel (Google)

Oooo, baby…I love it when you wear that bouclé knit g-string…

“substitute for polenta” (MSN)

And communicatrix is the sole source on the interwebs! Touchdown!

sexy toenail long polish beauty pretty photo gallery (Yahoo)

Why do they have to be Polish?

powerbook G4 15 “smokin hot” (Google)

Oooo, baby…I love it when you talk dirty to me…

xxx
c

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Searches, we get searches™

searchesBring on da sass, bring on da snark…

salon+los angeles+hipster (Yahoo)

Search away, but if you actually find, via the Internet, a salon that purports to be a collective of L.A. “hipsters,” I can almost guarantee you it isn’t. As for you starting your search here, I’ll tell you straight: the hipster quotient at communicatrix is about as high as it is here or here.

killer bees stinking badges (Yahoo)

Please don’t remind me of when SNL was funny. It hurts too much…

inspiring quotation on breakups (Google)

Finally, something that’s right up my alley! If I were you, I’d go with one of two things. Either the tried-and-true, “That which does not kill me makes me stronger,” or or a little Dotty P:

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.

But really, when I’ve been in your shoes, I’ve found a couple of fingers of fine, small-batch bourbon infinitely more inspiring.

woo woo drink (Yahoo)

According to the Webtender, a quality resource if ever I saw one, the Woo Woo contains:

  • 1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
  • 1 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 3 1/2 oz Cranberry juice

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass over ice cubes, stir, and serve.

Your Waikiki Woo Woo, however, is a bit more complex in its construction, which I’m guessing would translate to a more nuanced and subtle depth of flavor:

  • 1 oz Rum
  • 1/2 oz 151-proof Rum
  • 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 1/2 oz Tequila
  • 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 2 oz Pineapple Juice
  • 1 oz Orange Juice
  • 1 oz Cranberry Juice
  • Crushed Ice

Combine all ingredients with ice and pour into a hurricane glass. Top with a pineapple ring, slice of orange, and cherry speared on a paper umbrella.

On the other hand, if you want to keep it real, the woo-woo types I know favor Two-Buck Chuck.

kanji symbol meaning cupcake (Google)

I don’t know, but these nice people will emblazon the t-shirt, cell phone strap or Kokeshi doll of your choice with any ding-dong kanji symbol you want.

And while you’re waiting for your kanji merch, why not enjoy this geeky link to delicious cupcake?

overachievement versus work addiction (Google)

If I’m mildly irritated by you, you suffer from overachievement. If I’m mildly irritated by you and we’ve been going out for three or more years, you have a work addiction.

compendium of funny remarks made by screenwriters, wits (Google)

Just make sure you don’t confuse the two.

math month circus flyers (MSN)

Because nothing screams “party” like a scary clown with a calculator.

crossroads, one path leads to life and the other to death, there are two people there, one always lies, the other always tells the truth. you can only ask one yes or no question to find out which path is which riddle (Google)

Wow. You must kill at the Friar’s Club.

xxx
c

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