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searchesBring on da sass, bring on da snark... salon+los angeles+hipster (Yahoo)

Search away, but if you actually find, via the Internet, a salon that purports to be a collective of L.A. "hipsters," I can almost guarantee you it isn't. As for you starting your search here, I'll tell you straight: the hipster quotient at communicatrix is about as high as it is here or here.

killer bees stinking badges (Yahoo)

Please don't remind me of when SNL was funny. It hurts too much...

inspiring quotation on breakups (Google)

Finally, something that's right up my alley! If I were you, I'd go with one of two things. Either the tried-and-true, "That which does not kill me makes me stronger," or or a little Dotty P:

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.

But really, when I've been in your shoes, I've found a couple of fingers of fine, small-batch bourbon infinitely more inspiring.

woo woo drink (Yahoo)

According to the Webtender, a quality resource if ever I saw one, the Woo Woo contains:

  • 1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
  • 1 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 3 1/2 oz Cranberry juice

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass over ice cubes, stir, and serve.

Your Waikiki Woo Woo, however, is a bit more complex in its construction, which I'm guessing would translate to a more nuanced and subtle depth of flavor:

  • 1 oz Rum
  • 1/2 oz 151-proof Rum
  • 1/2 oz Vodka
  • 1/2 oz Tequila
  • 1/2 oz Triple Sec
  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 2 oz Pineapple Juice
  • 1 oz Orange Juice
  • 1 oz Cranberry Juice
  • Crushed Ice

Combine all ingredients with ice and pour into a hurricane glass. Top with a pineapple ring, slice of orange, and cherry speared on a paper umbrella.

On the other hand, if you want to keep it real, the woo-woo types I know favor Two-Buck Chuck.

kanji symbol meaning cupcake (Google)

I don't know, but these nice people will emblazon the t-shirt, cell phone strap or Kokeshi doll of your choice with any ding-dong kanji symbol you want.

And while you're waiting for your kanji merch, why not enjoy this geeky link to delicious cupcake?

overachievement versus work addiction (Google)

If I'm mildly irritated by you, you suffer from overachievement. If I'm mildly irritated by you and we've been going out for three or more years, you have a work addiction.

compendium of funny remarks made by screenwriters, wits (Google)

Just make sure you don't confuse the two.

math month circus flyers (MSN)

Because nothing screams "party" like a scary clown with a calculator.

crossroads, one path leads to life and the other to death, there are two people there, one always lies, the other always tells the truth. you can only ask one yes or no question to find out which path is which riddle (Google)

Wow. You must kill at the Friar's Club.

xxx c