Oh, I have been busy and woeful, woeful and busy (not too mention woefully busy). However, like a good sun salutation or a stiff belt of Glenmorangie, Searches is a powerful antidote to stress.

Breathe deeply, and relax...

how to make drugs in your own kitchen (Yahoo)

I can't even begin to tell you how in the wrong place you are. However, if your travels prove fruitful, mi cocina es su cocina, baby...

colleen good (metacrawler)

But from the look of things, not great.

Baba Ghanoush shelf life (Yahoo)

Please do not put the Baba Ghanoush on the shelf. The Baba Ghanoush, he likes to be in the giant box of refrigeration.

there are 2 doors one leads to death and one to life. There are 2 people there one always lies and one always tells the truth. What question do you ask to find out which door leads where? (Google)

I dunno...maybe..."Who does your color?"

Vincent vanGogh's wardrobe (Yahoo)

One pair pants, one homespun jacket, 40 headscarves...

alex trebek photo full length (Google)

Omigod, Alex's people are soooo tired of fielding this request.

guitar cords soundtrack the godfather part 3 (Google)

Hot damn, man...when do we jam?!?

jane kaczmarek naked (Google)

How great would it be if this was the same dude looking for Alex & Vincenzo?

dasani tastes like (Google)

Chicken?

xxx c