Good UMAnews in my inbox
The discovery that Orkut's "Year I Graduated College" menu only goes back six years earlier than I did
Relief that I was not, in reality, about to get on a borrowed moped running on empty in a strange town at dusk, charged with running five errands, including picking up my African-American uncle's dry cleaning
Disappointment that I didn't have an African-American uncle, because that part was actually cool

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