For all you OCD types who felt out of whack with a lopsided list, here's the back 50:
- Back up your files.
- Getting to Empty is more of a process than an event.
- An ongoing process.
- That goes on and on.
- I should not even bother trying on a garment which is not charcoal, burgundy, pumpkin or that one shade of blue that works with my eyes.
- Antibiotics wreak at least as much havoc as they prevent.
- Indiana south of Indianapolis is startlingly beautiful.
- And frequently, hilarious.
- Furniture is more excellent on wheels.
- I was high on crack thinking I could write a 750 word column in one hour.
- After 45, even skinny people put on weight.
- "More fun" is a great prescription for personal happiness.
- It sounds obvious, but it isn't.
- The Secret is another good place to start.
- I really missed gyros.
- My favorite couplet in any song ever is one I wrote myself.
- This makes me either more talented or more vain than I'm prepared to deal with just yet.
- I should quit worrying about when Sean will can my slacker ass and just blog, already.
- The second-most important thing after bringing the tape recorder is remembering to turn it on.
- There's almost no funk that can withstand the O-magazine/epsom-salt bath/Play Misty for Me trifecta
- Life is more fun with a label maker.
- I can be hot when I'm 50.
- And 60.
- And 70.
- Kindred spirits show up in places you'd least expect them to.
- Doing Best Year Yet is hard.
- People reveal more than they think by the things they complain about.
- Disneyland is more fun when you bring kids.
- Even if you don't get to go on the coolest rides.
- And you lose one of the kids.
- Never take Santa Monica or Melrose back to Silver Lake when you are trying to prove a point about shortcuts.
- More than any kind of theater, I love a really good musical.
- This is a really good musical.
- When it comes to books, my eyes will always be bigger than my stomach.
- Burning incense makes me feel rich.
- My drinking days are probably numbered.
- You don't know how depressed you are until you suddenly aren't.
- The best DVDs to own are Saturday Afternoon Hangover movies.
- The next-best are TV shows.
- The greatest luxury no one realizes is time spent alone.
- I just don't like almond butter.
- Or The Big Lebowski.
- Or San Diego.
- When it comes to taking care of my own health, I have been the world's greatest asshole.
- People like stories.
- It's never going to be easy.
- It's always going to be interesting.
- Those Entertainment coupon books are a ripoff.
- If I can do it, anyone can.
- This means you...
May your 2007 bring you your heart's desire, and may your heart's desire bring the world greater peace and happiness.
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